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Still so happy with the Steve Madden shoot this month. Here’s another one!
This is not a photograph of lovers, this is a 400 year old marble statue of Pluto and Proserpina
I’ve been laughing at this for so long
I’m so drunk so this is the funniest thing in the world
this is what a good hitler joke looks like
It looks like a Sonic zone.
filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over
such evil minds in this place
i love this evilness
Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.
"The cold never bothered me anyway"
apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”
holy fucking shit
literally what the fuck
LOOK AT THIS THING I GOT AT GOODWILL
IT DISPENSES COTTON BALLS FROM ITS BUTT
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?
This is the best one I’ve seen.
is there a pizzeria called “another one bites the crust” yet and if there isnt then why not
THANK YOU JENNI HERD